gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

This makes me Laugh Everytime!

The second one…heehee

great website:

http://www.jokes2go.com/quotes/cat59_1.html

I’ve been reading this book for nearly 8 months now and everytime someone sees me reading it they ask “Oh wow you’re still reading that? Have you gotten to the part where blah blah blah blah happens?!” and my reply is always “No but thank you for ruining that bit for me.” There has yet to be a person who hasn’t said something about this book i already know. It is maddening and no i am still not finished -___-

I’m just like:

But then they refuse to share:

So they offer their bare Nutella-less pretzels instead:

Then they say “Fine then take no pretzels” and im just like:

But then they allow you to dip a pretzel into the Nutella:

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I’m reallllllllly craving Nutella right now thus this GIF-packed thingy ma bob was born.

my lips are swelling and i ate a medley of snacks so i dont know what it is that i ate that is causing the reaction:(

i don’t agree, but none the less thank you for the compliment <3 :’)

I can’t look into one. Well i can and i do every morning i just wish i didn’t. Sometimes i have good things to say like “Looks like i lost some weight” or “Yesss good hair day” but today i was watching a dvd of a play i was just in and i’m hideous. Everyone else on the stage looks fantastic but then there’s me, fat arms, chunky belly, bad posture, and derpy face. Yes i said derpy. I just don’t get why i don’t look like the other pretty girls. I diet to the point of hospitalization, I exorcise to the point of passing out, I take time to do my hair, I try to wear flattering clothes but everytime i end up looking ugly, horrible, and unattractive. Once in a while i’ll ask myself “why don’t boys like me?” but then i take a long look at photos and in the mirror and remember “Oh yeah I look like a dog”.

I just wish I could look in the mirror and see someone beautiful.